Cool as a cucumber. Brilliant as a brilliant cucumber.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
coz there aren’t nearly enough orphans on earth i presume? its that mentality which will save us from resource depletion in the near future. dickhead.