Cool as a cucumber. Brilliant as a brilliant cucumber.
Reblogged from necrophilofthefuture :
Reblogged from frienclzone :
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell...
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
i use cat shit on a stick
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