lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

concheeta wurst???

lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

concheeta wurst???

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

(via necrophilofthefuture)


vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

(via tuhree)


meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

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ammit420:

m-c-c-a-n-d-l-e-s-s:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

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brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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